Jerusha Kali, on the eve of University graduation and her 21st birthday - has her genetic mutation kick in; this enables her to emit an abnormal electromagnetic field; stemming from her pineal gland, which is extremely powerful. She is able to manipulate space and time, and travel inter-dimensionally. She is the last surviving Witch. All of her ancestors have been successfully eradicated by an elite Secret Society which controls much of the various institutions of the world. This Secret Society is evil, ancient and has technological innovation on their side. She incorporates Allies of various relict secret societies; mostly of Nordic and Indigenous origins and inevitably has to do battle with the formidable foes before the eve of her 21st Birthday - which is the Full Moon - where her powers will fully culminate. It is prophesized that she is the one to lead the global revolution to return planet earth to homeostasis. 一个(⚡)年迈的鳏夫(🤵)，二战时(shí )期(🧔)(qī )的无线(xià(🌌)n )电(diàn )话务员，发觉(🐮)闪烁的灯泡(👾)传 递(dì )着(zhe )他(🎣)亡妻(qī )来(lá(😩)i )自天堂的消(🛄)息。 青龙集(jí )团董事长(zhǎng )过世(💵)后，给青龙集(📽)团太子爷留(🐙)下(xià )了镇帮(🤲)之(zhī )宝：一(🦍)支(zhī )可以号(🎽)令整个青龙集团(😿)(tuán )所(suǒ )有人(🥅)的(de )大哥大手(📖)提电话。一日(🛰)，太子爷(yé )独(dú )自去按(àn )摩(mó )院按摩，青龙(🏆)公司一群起(🐵)了异(yì )心(xī(✨)n )的小人(rén )得(😘)(dé )到消息后(⬜)，来到按摩院准备(🎭)劫(jié )持(chí )太(🏈)子爷(yé )，夺走(🐂)可以号令青(🚾)龙公司上下(🐹)的(de )大(dà )哥大，欲(yù )控制整个青(💀)龙集团。哪(nǎ(🐂) )知阴差阳(yá(🐕)ng )错将身怀(huá(⏳)i )太极推拿绝(🈂)技、胸有大(🍮)(dà )志，却因(yīn )低微(🕗)的工(gōng )作被(🍕)周遭人嫌弃(💄)的按摩(mó )师(🌲)(shī )阿宝当(dāng )成了太子爷并将其绑架。阿宝(🎅)乘(chéng )乱(luàn )逃(🔁)出后(hòu )，去找(🉐)女朋友阿朵(🤖)，不料阿朵父(🦑)(fù )亲(qīn )因欠人(ré(👆)n )钱(qián )，被白虎(🗣)帮挟持，阿宝(👙)答应三(sān )天(🍁)(tiān )内替阿(ā(🌍) )朵(duǒ )救出父亲。阿宝、阿朵以(🖊)及真(zhēn )正(zhè(😡)ng )的太子(zǐ )爷(🕙)(yé )策划了一(⚫)场一箭双雕(🧥)的(de )好戏，却(què(🎣) )上演了一(yī )场又(🤓)一场啼笑皆(👴)非的“闹剧”，一(🐕)边是青(qīng )龙(🎈)集团错认阿宝为太子(zǐ )爷(yé )，一边(biān )是阿(🈺)宝错认为这(🥂)是未来老丈(🔁)人的(de )考(kǎo )题(❣)，将(jiāng )青(qīng )龙(🏓)集团上下骗得团团转。阿宝(bǎ(🥍)o )和(hé )阿朵从(🈵)(cóng )合(hé )作布(🔟)局，到产生误(🌡)会，到合力(lì )救(jiù )出阿朵(duǒ )的(🌳)(de )父亲，磨难重(🚿)重，考验不断(🍀)。剧(jù )情跌宕(🤩)(dàng )起(qǐ )伏、(🚲)搞笑逗逼，按(👇)摩师(shī )阿宝更是(🌪)(shì )成为了承(📈)(chéng )载底层小(🔕)人物英雄情(🌵)怀(huái )以及忠贞(zhēn )爱情的一(yī )代了不起的(⏩)“按摩侠”！ 故事(📃)讲(jiǎng )述16岁的(🙂)巴基斯坦族(💄)少女(玛丽亚(🥝)·莫(mò )兹达饰(shì ))一(yī )家住在(🛑)奥斯陆，然而(🤽)家人却遵(zū(🤶)n )守(shǒu )着严格(💩)(gé )的(de )巴基斯坦传统，当她和白(🎚)人男(nán )友(yǒ(🦖)u )的暧昧(mèi )关(🤖)(guān )系被传统(🔵)的父亲发现(☔)后，父亲(qīn )立(🦓)(lì )马将她(tā )送(sò(🈶)ng )往巴基斯坦(🔱)的亲戚家接(⬜)(jiē )受教育。 撤(⛹)离广州(zhōu )的影室，通过日军的动(dòng )向，发现(👴)(xiàn )了一支神(🗼)(shén )秘的抗日(👭)力量已身陷(🎸)重(chóng )围(wéi )，民(📿)族(zú )家国的责任感驱使他们(🚎)去查明真(zhē(🍞)n )相(xiàng )伺机营(🛺)(yíng )救(jiù )。在民(👧)族大义的面前，英雄从(cóng )来(lá(📰)i )都不孤(gū )独(🥁)(dú )，相互间舍(👿)命救援，默契(🏜)中同(tóng )仇(chó(🏝)u )敌忾，抗(kàng )日(🌿)救国，舍我其谁？(🚩) 保罗载着(zhe )无(⏺)(wú )忧无虑(lǜ(🚄) )身(shēn )患绝症(🚚)的兄弟艾略特，踏上了去(qù )往加州猛(měng )犸(💍) 山的告别之(🤰)旅。而艾(ài )略(🛋)特计划(huá )着(🖥)在猛犸(mǎ )山(🎀)按照“尊严死亡法案(àn )” 来结束(🚨)(shù )自己的生(🔽)命。保罗不仅(🌀)承受着极(jí(🚨) )大(dà )的悲痛(tòng )，还要承担起家 庭的责任。 成(🍈)长(zhǎng )中(zhōng )父(✒)母也(yě )在(zà(🍸)i )日渐变老，我(👘)们会把这样(🌼)或那(nà )样(yàng )的无(👯)奈(nài )当(dāng )做(🙈)借口，而忽视(🛎)他们的心理(👲)或身(shēn )体的健康(kāng )状况，当问题严重时我(🚾)(wǒ )们又会悔(🚪)(huǐ )恨自己的(🕟)(de )冷漠和粗心(🛢)，孩子和父(fù(🎱) )母之间永(yǒng )远存在一种不公(🚷)平，而这种不(📚)公(gōng )平(píng )却(🥜)又以(yǐ )一(yī(🕎) )种不协调的姿势，却又很和谐(xié )的(de )存在着(🛌)(zhe )………