Nine no-budget horror/comedy shorts that explore themes of murder, death, revenge, self-mutilation, stalking, clones, hell, and weird squid babies. Two women spend a weekend together at the North Sea. Walks on the beach, fish buns at a snack stand, mobile weather forecasts. Sky, horizon, water. One of them will soon return to her family in Argentina while the other one will try to come a step closer to the ocean. She travels to the Caribbean and the foreign makes her vulnerable. Then, the land is out of sight. On a sailing vessel she crosses the Atlantic Ocean. One wave follows the other, they never resemble. Thoughts go astray, time leaves the beaten track and the swell lulls to deep sleep. The sea takes over the narration. And when the other one reappears in it, the wind is still in her hair while the ground beneath her feet is solid. She returns and the one of them could ask: "Have you changed? 保罗载着无忧(⬆)无虑身患(😴)绝症的兄(😸)弟艾略(🚐)特,踏上了去往加州(🦒)猛犸 山(shān )的(de )告别(👘)之(👽)(zhī )旅(lǚ(🚤) )。而(ér )艾(à(🌃)i )略(luè )特(🤔)计划着在猛犸山按(🥋)照“尊严死亡法案” 来(🚬)结束自(🦈)己的生命(🍔)。保罗不(🚲)仅(🍜)承(chéng )受(shòu )着(zhe )极(jí(🌛) )大(dà )的(😙)(de )悲(bēi )痛(tòng ),还(🚼)要承担(🧚)起家 庭的责任。 青龙(🦆)集团董事长过世(🌲)后,给青(🐬)龙(🌒)集团太子(📑)(zǐ )爷(yé(⛔) )留(liú )下(xià )了(le )镇(zhèn )帮(😍)(bāng )之(zhī )宝(bǎo ):一(🎄)支可以号(📢)令整个青(⛅)龙集团(🛒)所有人的大哥大手(🍘)提电话。一日,太子(🚘)爷(👘)独自去(👺)按摩院(yuà(🍢)n )按摩,青(🙁)(qīng )龙(lóng )公(gōng )司(sī )一(🏧)(yī )群起了异心的小(👮)人得到(🈲)消息后,来(🍉)到按摩(🥟)院(✋)准备劫持太子爷(🗞),夺走可(🤞)以号令(lìng )青(🎌)(qīng )龙(ló(🖤)ng )公(gōng )司(sī )上(shàng )下(xià(🐓) )的(de )大(dà )哥大,欲控(🧡)制整个(🔺)青(🙌)龙集团。哪(💈)知阴差(🔣)阳错将身怀太极推(🥟)拿绝技、胸(xiōng )有(🏽)(yǒu )大(dà )志(⛷)(zhì ),却(què )因(🥦)(yīn )低(dī(👔) )微的工作被周遭人(🏳)嫌弃的按摩师阿(🧝)宝(👲)当成了(📽)太子爷并(😝)将其绑(🎚)架。阿宝乘乱逃出后(🏦),去(qù )找女朋友(yǒu )阿(🎏)(ā )朵(duǒ(🦃) ),不(bú )料阿(👧)朵父亲(🎖)因(📙)欠人钱,被白虎帮(💹)挟持,阿(🥄)宝答应三天(🔟)内替阿(❄)朵救出父亲。阿(ā )宝(👗)(bǎo )、阿(ā )朵(duǒ )以(🙈)(yǐ )及(jí(😌) )真(🍮)(zhēn )正(zhèng )的(🍛)太子爷(💬)策划了一场一箭双(🌬)雕的好戏,却上演(🤥)了一场又(😕)一场啼笑(🔕)皆(jiē )非(💟)(fēi )的(de )“闹(nào )剧(jù )”,一(yī(💮) )边是青龙集团错认(🥅)阿宝为(🚂)太子爷,一(🔒)边是阿(👘)宝错认为这是未来(📀)老丈人的考题,将青(🚐)龙(lóng )集(📛)团上下(xià(🍝) )骗(piàn )得(dé(🌿) )团(tuán )团(tuán )转。阿宝(📗)和阿朵(🏾)从合作布局(🍹),到产生(🍰)误会,到合力救出阿(🤓)朵的父亲,磨难重(😙)(chóng )重(chóng ),考(✔)(kǎo )验(yàn )不(⛩)(bú )断(duà(🥀)n )。剧(jù )情跌宕起伏、(💼)搞笑逗逼,按摩师(👯)阿宝更是(👄)成为了承(👸)载底层(🧦)小人物英(yīng )雄(xióng )情(😙)(qíng )怀(huái )以(yǐ )及(jí )忠(🍰)(zhōng )贞(zhē(🥀)n )爱(ài )情的(🕦)一代了(⛳)不起的“按摩侠”! 李天(😬)洋和郑月两位年轻(🗻)“小炮儿(🧝)”在执行神(🔮)秘任务时(🈳)(shí )失败,惹(rě )怒(nù(🌳) )老(lǎo )大(❗)(dà )闫(yán )老板(🌆),开始了(🎇)亡命天涯的故事。在(🔱)找寻货物的过程(☕)中,郑月偶(🎨)遇发小并(❎)帮发(fā(🏹) )小(xiǎo )找(zhǎo )回(huí )了(le )失(🚼)(shī )踪(zōng )多(duō )时(shí(🉑) )的男朋友(🗳)。同时,郑月(🧙)发现了(🤫)货物的秘密并明白(📋)如果不逃离这个地(🚌)(dì )方(fā(🔯)ng )就(jiù )会(huì(🔱) )丧(sàng )失(🖱)(shī )性(xìng )命(mìng )。屋漏偏(⭐)逢连夜雨,在郑月准(🚆)备离开(🗿)的时候,兄(🔱)弟和发小(🦀)的被闫老板抓,郑(👕)月不得(🦓)不(bú )与(yǔ )闫(🔼)老板正(🤪)(zhèng )面(miàn )冲(chōng )突(tū ),随(🥫)之而来的却是越(🚬)来越多的(🛹)麻烦。 Satan demands worship but now he demands a meat cleaver massacre. A town under the control of the devil and a mystery killer on the loose leads to shock after shock. 钱麟(🎰)遂父亲(🔈)心愿,带上门客亦卿(🏽)和小厮春(chūn )子(zǐ(🌯) ),来(lái )到(dà(🌍)o )七(qī )灵(lí(🏒)ng )峰(fēng )找(🔗)(zhǎo )辛于学习剑法。亦(🏚)卿与辛于因为投缘(💛)结为知(👌)音,岁月静(🖨)好。子夜(🔣)来(lái )到(dào )辛(xīn )庄(zhuā(🛃)ng )要(yào )挑(tiāo )战(zhàn )辛(xī(📌)n )于(yú ),被(🥜)辛于重伤,钱麟却对(🚦)子夜一见如故,教(🐯)他辛于(🕎)的剑法。亦卿(🚛)看出子(🏎)夜身上戾气(qì ),劝阻(🆚)钱麟(lín ),钱(qián )麟(lí(🎿)n )毫(háo )不在(🌓)意。子夜却(💲)在剑术(🍡)精进后杀了钱麟的(🔞)师父辛于,两人积(🏘)怨。辛于死(🔨)后,子(zǐ )夜(🕷)(yè )在(zà(🤘)i )江(jiāng )湖(hú )声(shēng )名(mí(⛸)ng )鹊(què )起,并暗中送银(🚧)子给钱(🍸)麟。子夜与(📒)钱麟相(💌)遇,两人间隙更甚,亦(🤭)卿(qīng )见(jiàn )钱(qián )麟(lí(🎚)n )对(duì )自(😦)(zì )己(jǐ )疏(shū )离(lí ),也(🚸)伤怀离开钱府…(💪)… 小紫(🧢)是一名空姐(🍶),一次偶(🦐)然之下,小紫回家撞(⏪)见自己的男朋(pé(🔓)ng )友(yǒu )出轨(🔸)昔日(rì )的(🐧)(de )女(nǚ )同(😯)(tóng )学(xué ),此时正巧家(🕍)中出现两位小偷(🌇),几人争执(🛵)中触动电(😗)源,造成(🌄)时空穿梭。穿越(yuè )后(😩)(hòu )的(de )几(jǐ )人(rén )成(ché(🐾)ng )为(wéi )“牛(🏢)(niú )郎织女(🧖)”传说中(🙊)的人物,一场奇幻之(🍻)旅就此开启。 DC超级女(🍕)孩去乐(🙃)高(gāo )在(zài )这(zhè )个(gè(🐎) )充(chōng )满(mǎn )惊(jīng )险(🦔)(xiǎn )的(de )世(🔲)界动画冒险(🎅)!惊险游(🎒)戏只有在超女、神(👚)奇女侠和巴特女(🥣)孩都不记(🎧)得他们所(⏮)犯下的(🤖)(de )一(yī )系列错误(wù )时(😗)(shí )才(cái )开(kāi )始(shǐ(🤯) )。当连大黄(🕦)蜂、武士(👷)刀和其(🚑)他超级英雄高的成(🥫)员都不怀好意的时(🐅)候,女孩(🌃)们(men )又(yòu )能(🗣)(néng )求(qiú(🕶) )助(zhù )于(yú )谁(shuí )呢(ne )?(💻)要解开(🎎)这种心理混(🤐)乱,找出(💼)这些错误行为背后(🍶)是谁,起来,穿上你(🚷)(nǐ )的(de )斗(🍽)(dòu )篷(péng ),为(wé(😕)i )乐(lè )高(🛶)(gāo )女(nǚ )孩的终极力(🔄)量!
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